Escape from work camp

I've been watching a lot of WLIIA clips on youtube... and I love Sound Effects and Scenes from a hat... but this frikken clip had me laughing so much I literally had tears streaming down my face. That good laugh when you feel like you're going to bust a gut or something... great stuff! I love Ryan and Colin. They were always my faves.

Eish Wena!

Firsts

First surgery : Tonsilectomy
First piercing : Ears
First best friend : Liesl Williams (for one year, then Annabelle for the rest of my years)
First sport you joined : Softball club
First pet : Dog of course (Sheba)
First vacation : Beaufort West with Auntie V. I (allegedly) cried the entire time "I want my MOMMMYYYY"
First concert : Some church christmas gig.
First crush : I can't remember (yes that's a lie)
Very FIRST memory? : Secretly running to the stoep to spit out the cough medicine my granny gave, moments before Mom brought Nathan (the interloper) home for the first time.
First person you had a fight with?: Carol something or the other (she wanted to meet me behind the girls' toilets and donner me. Yikes. I ran away)
First time you rode a bike?: My BMX Mongoose... Yissus that was a cool bike.
First car: ... a bus
First person you slow danced with: I honestly cannot remember his name. Tall dude, dark... wore glasses.
If your house was on fire, first thing you'd grab?: In SA - my dog. In Japan - my laptop (and passport)
First Movie You Saw: I think it was something with flying piranhas in it. Thereby starting my lifelong love of b-grade horror movies
First time you were afraid: I was petrified...
First song you remember listening to: Probably a Queen song. Maybe Bohemian Rhapsody. Queen was/is ALWAYS on at our house.
First thing you'd do with 5 million dollars: Buy Mom a new house. Then travel.
First thing you notice when you look in the mirror?: Any new weight gain
First impression of your bf/gf?: Have no current S/O

As of now...

Your ex and You: Don't speak
I am listening to: Hide and Seek - Imogen Heap
Maybe I should: Put on some clothes
I love: Chocolate and dogs
My best friend(s): Annie, Lou, Chevs, Keith, Garth, Joyce, Johanna
I don't understand: People
I have lost my respect for: Tracey-Lee Lucas. That little bitch.
The meaning of my display name is: ... a shortened version of my name (according to my family).
I will always be: round
Love seems to: evade me
I never ever want to lose: weight... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... just kidding!!!
I get annoyed when: things don't go my way
Do you like parties?: yes
Today I: am okay
I wish: for world peace?
Are you neat or sloppy?: A bit of both
What kind of clothes do you like?: Blue ones that fit
Are you mad at someone?: No
What do you do in your spare time: All kinds of stuff
Do you have any medical problems?: Not that I know of
What kind of car do you have/want?: A blue one
Do you like to read? What?: Yes. Books :P
Do you cook?: I hate cooking... a LOT!
Would you do drugs?: No
Have you ever written a song?: Yes
Do you like poetry?: No
Have you written poetry?: Yes (what emo Arts student hasn't?)
Have you dated someone older than you?: Yes
How much older?: Five years

This or that

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate (no contest)
Big Mac or Whopper: Whopper
Coke or Pepsi : Coke
Beer or Wine: Wine (red, thanks)
Coffee or Tea: Coffee
Apple Juice or O.J.: OJ
Facebook or MySpace: FB
Summer or Winter: SUMMER!!!!!!!!!
Windows or Mac: Windows
Cats or Dogs: DOGSDOGSDOGSDOGS (cats suck. And are creepy)
Boxers or Briefs: Boxers (yeah baby)
Rain or Shine : Shine
Chips or Popcorn: Chips
Salty or Sweet: Sweet
Plane or Boat: Boat
Morning or Night: Night
Movie or Play: Movie
Walk or Drive: Drive
Money or Love: Love... no money... no wait... love... no... I dunno!!!
Breakfast or Dinner: Dinner
Forgiveness or Revenge: Uhm... a bit of both. Passive aggressive forgiveness?
Paint or Wallpaper: Paint
House or Apartment: Apartment (for now)
Truth or Dare: Truth
Contacts or Glasses: Both
Root beer or Dr. Pepper: Both suck
Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Mud (Jell-o gets so sticky)
Skiing or Boarding: boarding... since I've never tried skiing. But can't say I <3>Silver or Gold: Silver
Diamond or pearl: Neither. Where are the sapphires?
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset (since I'm never up in time for sunrise)
Phone or in person: no preference
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Oldest... what fun that was when we were children (Me: "Nathan you're not REALLY Mommy and Daddy's child!" Nathan: "Waaaaaah!!" Me: "Mwuhahahahahaha")
Indoor or Outdoor: Wherever I happen to be.